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Ugly People United


By: [Aleka]
and also
[Dictated by Uncertainty]
What is Truth but Lies that Hurt, if someone is ugly, don't tell them... Remember it takes 42 muscles to frown but only four to bitchslap someone... don't make it you.

A poem by [Alrika]


Why so ugly
We know why
Your mama was ugly
Your papa is too
And the family tradition
Is going to you


Beauty is in the eye of the beholder right?
Isn't Uglyness also within the eye of the beholder?
so if you think your ugly.... or would like to volunteer someone who is.... contact [Aleka] below and we'll add you and your ugly companion to this prestigious guild!!!

Want to be a memeber? Please put your name in the Ugly People list, or contact [Aleka] and she will add you. Don't forget to grab a banner to put in your house at Ugly People's Banners! Thanks!



Yo Mama!
An area for insulting jokes about people's mothers....


Uglified People
An area where people can post pictures of famous people who have been manipulated to create a grotesque creature.


Ugly People's Banners
Banners for Ugly People United....sorry ugly banners were already taken so we got this page....



Anoucements:
[Yanaba] has added the Yo Mama! page to ugly people united. link is located right above the banners. Have fun!
11/03/04[Aleka] has added the uglified pictures link, made a page for our banners cause this page was getting to big and is still adjusting things, but you can still use everything. Enjoy!
I also added numbers to everyone's name cause i wanted to know how many people had joined....



[¡Important Note!] Think you're the ugliest person on earth? Think that you are just so ugly that even the scared horror movie actors would run in fear at the sight of you? Think that you're so ugly that you face even Yo Mama! wouldn't love? Test that theory with the new Ugliest of the Month nominate who think is the uglies in this wiki!


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2005-05-04 [Dollie VOMIT]: Lmao, thanks, doll. :)

2005-05-04 [Aleka]: lol!! excellent! did you add em to the list? and this time were gonna actually vote on it! damnit! i want my voice to be heard!

2005-05-04 [Dollie VOMIT]: *hears your voice* Eh? :)

2005-05-04 [Aleka]: .... *kicks [Dollie VOMIT]'s shins* you know what i meant!

2005-05-04 [Dollie VOMIT]: *rubs shins* >>; Ouchies. *kicks your..... elbow* You know what I meant!

2005-05-04 [Aleka]: .... elbow?? are you trying to be dirty or soemthing... i don't like those random dots you have between your and elbow... just seems to be a little nasty in its implications

2005-05-04 [Dollie VOMIT]: Haha. No way. I... forgot the word for elbow. I was like "Turkey? Elephant? New Mexico?". But I then remembered.

2005-05-04 [Aleka]: sure... sure...

2005-05-04 [Dollie VOMIT]: I seriously did. No lie.

2005-05-11 [Yanaba]: so confused

2005-05-11 [Anime Addiction]: join the club The Confused Club that is.

2005-05-11 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: ??

2005-05-11 [Anime Addiction]: it's a wiki for confused peoples

2005-05-12 [Aleka]: ... are you implying that i am confused?

2005-05-12 [Dollie VOMIT]: No. Yanaba said "so confused", therefore making Lonely Broken Heart of Sorrow's comment to be directed at the one who stated they were confused. I could have explained that much more simple. My brain just doesn't work right anymore.

2005-05-12 [Anime Addiction]: lol,mine either :)

2005-05-12 [Dollie VOMIT]: W00t. :)

2005-05-13 [Aleka]: 8D oh okay!

2005-05-17 [Yanaba]: heehee

2005-05-20 [Animal*Girl]: hi;)

2005-05-20 [Aleka]: hello

2005-06-02 [laugh insanely]: Can anybody nominate me? ^^ I have a feeling I might acctually WIN this contest XD

2005-06-02 [Yanaba]: sure!

2005-06-02 [Dollie VOMIT]: Hey, wasn't I nominated at one point? o_O; Hmm... Perhaps. Probably not.

2005-06-02 [WonderTweek]: *walks in* Hey i'm ugly Oo

2005-06-02 [Dollie VOMIT]: Hello, Ugly. o_O; How fare thee?

2005-06-02 [WonderTweek]: Oo

2005-06-02 [Aleka]: ... 8} i'm happy you think your ugly... is there anything we can do? ;)

2005-06-02 [WonderTweek]: oO

2005-06-02 [Aleka]: 8D okay...

2005-06-02 [WonderTweek]: Oo

2005-06-02 [Dollie VOMIT]: Haha.

2005-06-03 [Aleka]: that was an riveting conversation!

2005-06-04 [Dollie VOMIT]: As usual?

2005-06-04 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: ??

2005-06-04 [laugh insanely]: o.O O.o... ghehe. =) Do I get to have any competition?

2005-06-04 [Aleka]: ....?

2005-06-05 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: what is going on now?I am confused

2005-06-05 [Aleka]: ....nothing that i know of...

2005-06-06 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: <<Kicks in shin.>> I wasn't talking to you....

2005-06-06 [Aleka]: *bites knee cap off* be that way

2005-06-08 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: <<Notices he has no kneecap. then punches her in the face only to distract her while he rips off ear.>> I shall

2005-06-08 [Dollie VOMIT]: Now, now, children. There will be none of that.

2005-06-08 [Aleka]: ....? *Knocks him over and pokes out one of his eyes with my long finger nails*

2005-06-09 [ill be your number 1 with a bullet]: yessss do it again that was awesdome

2005-06-09 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: <<Rolls over ontop of you and breaks your nose.>>

2005-06-09 [Aleka]: *grabs a metal bar and starts to beat you on your now blind side*

2005-06-10 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: <<Snatches bar and jams it up your ass.>>

2005-06-10 [Dollie VOMIT]: o_O This is getting kinky.

2005-06-10 [laugh insanely]: I agree

2005-06-10 [Aleka]: .... wow i've got a bar up my ass, i always wanted one there...... *Yanks the bar out of my ass and slams it up your ass*

2005-06-11 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: <<Kicks your ass causing boot to go so far tis stuck up there. Pulls Bar out and uses it to jam boot up there further.>>

2005-06-12 [Animal*Girl]: so wait a minute, did you just shove a boot further up your own ass?

2005-06-12 [Aleka]: ...i think he was sticking it in my ass... he has this obsession with my ass.... not that i mind *throws several darts at his head, where they become imbeded in your forhead*

2005-06-15 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: <<Headbutts someone.>>

2005-06-15 [Aleka]: ...well... since you said someone... i guess its not me... thank god.. i have to get this shoe out of my ass

2005-06-16 [Yanaba]: i am sooooo lost....it's not even funny

2005-06-17 [Animal*Girl]: well, its funny to me. poor boot, nothing deserves to go up there!!!!!!!!!

2005-06-17 [Aleka]: lol!! i'll be sure to stick it up your ass when i get it out of mine!!

2005-06-18 [Yanaba]: um.....ew!

2005-06-22 [~*~sOuL cOlLaPsE~*~]: Tehe, that was a bit weird!

2005-06-24 [Astera]: yea it is just a bit...

2005-06-26 [Animal*Girl]: my ass is ever worse than your ass because mine is bigger, and i don't know if we could ever retrive it from such an abyse (not sure of spelling, but you get the drift).

2005-06-26 [Yanaba]: how do you spell that anyway??......abbys.....abyss.....abbyss.....abyse...abyes.....i give up!

2005-06-26 [Aleka]: abyss... that is the correct spelling... and sarah damnit we've had this conversation and it was decided that are butts were the same!! you can't change it!

2005-07-04 [Articia]: this is the saddest wiki ever. i feel really bad for all of you and if you think you're ugly then it makes you even more ugly than you supposedly already are because confidence is a huge part of beauty and if you think you're beautiful then you are. dont tell yourself you're ugly and dont let other people tell you it either, if you keep telling yourself you're ugly then you're even uglier to others. be happy in the skin you're in and dont let your supposed "bad looks" ruin your entire outlook on life. everyone is beautiful somehow and if they believe it then it will show

2005-07-05 [Aleka]: thank you for that inspirational speech... 8D come back anytime to give another one! who knows, our confidence may increase b/c of it!

2005-07-05 [Yanaba]: uh.....yeah, thanks.....for those of us who have a sense of humor, we know that this wiki is just a joke....we should also make a beautiful people united!!

2005-07-05 [Yanaba]: ....ooh, yeah then we can have the banner with marylin manson on it with huge letters saying: The Beautiful People! (ya know from his song?)......hehehehe....DIBBS! NO ONE COPY!!!

2005-07-05 [Yanaba]: wait.....there might be one already.....DAMNIT!

2005-07-06 [Aleka]: lol.... berni!! you just had a giant conversation with your self.... it was beautiful!!

2005-07-06 [~*~sOuL cOlLaPsE~*~]: That was a total buzzkill!

2005-07-06 [Yanaba]: what? my convo w/ myself or the "inspirational" speech?

2005-07-07 [Aleka]: lol!! ummm...sorry

2005-07-07 [Yanaba]: u did nothing wrong......*scratches head in confusion*

2005-07-10 [~*~sOuL cOlLaPsE~*~]: 2005-07-04 Articia: this is the saddest wiki ever. i feel really bad for all of you and if you think you're ugly then it makes you even more ugly than you supposedly already are because confidence is a huge part of beauty and if you think you're beautiful then you are. dont tell yourself you're ugly and dont let other people tell you it either, if you keep telling yourself you're ugly then you're even uglier to others. be happy in the skin you're in and dont let your supposed "bad looks" ruin your entire outlook on life. everyone is beautiful somehow and if they believe it then it will show (that's the buzzkill!)

2005-07-11 [Yanaba]: yeah...i agree...that person doesn't know a joke when he/she sees it.

2005-07-15 [Aleka]: life... i don't really care but ehh who cares... moving on in the topic zone... so how is everyone?

2005-07-19 [Insanelife]: great... ok, guess I should introduce myself, I'm scud, just joined, whats up?

2005-07-20 [Animal*Girl]: wow, i'm so not reading all that.

2005-07-21 [Dollie VOMIT]: o.o;

2005-07-22 [~*~sOuL cOlLaPsE~*~]: Tehe well it isn't important anyway.

2005-07-24 [Yanaba]: hello [Insanelife]....how are you?

2005-07-24 [Insanelife]: great, lol. Got rained on today at work though, how are u?

2005-07-24 [Animal*Girl]: don't even ask how i am!!!!!!!!!!

2005-07-24 [Insanelife]: ok, I won't then, lol

2005-07-24 [Yanaba]: lol...rain...wow...we need more of that here

2005-07-25 [Aleka]: i wish it would rain... stupid weather over 100 degrees so many days in a row

2005-07-26 [Dollie VOMIT]: It's been uber hot here for the past few weeks. Though, not as hot as some places. We're still dying. :3 I nearly had a heatstroke yesterday! ^-^

2005-07-27 [Insanelife]: It's been way to hot here. I have a job at a local fair so I've been standing in the sun for 6 hours a day for 6 days so far, lol.

2005-07-28 [Aleka]: ....go lie down in a pool of ice

2005-07-28 [Insanelife]: Nah, cold shower is just as good, lol.

2005-07-28 [Aleka]: lol... well thats good

2005-07-28 [Yanaba]: well, now we finally got some rain....more pleasant to sleep at night now....instead of stupid fans and no covers...windows open...that sucked!

2005-07-28 [Insanelife]: we got rained on to, so much nicer to have a cool breeze

2005-07-28 [Dollie VOMIT]: :3 We finally got rain. Of course, it only lasted about 15 minutes. But it's a very nice day due to it. <3

2005-07-29 [Yanaba]: yeah....now, it's friday and sunny as hell again!.....oh well.

2005-08-07 [Animal*Girl]: yeah, i get back just in time for another hot week

2005-08-13 [Aleka]: its raining again

2005-09-05 [Yanaba]: not anymore.....

2005-09-11 [WonderTweek]: *walks in* <<;

2005-09-11 [light.]: *follows Trans* >>;

2005-09-11 [WonderTweek]: AHH Stalker!

2005-09-11 [light.]: -_- oh yeah, I'm like ur sister, how the heck am I stalking you?

2005-09-11 [WonderTweek]: I dunno Oo; u just like stalking ur brother don't you? huh? Huh? HUH!?

2005-09-11 [light.]: Oh yea, I watch you sleep *said in creepy voice* Watch out.....

2005-09-11 [WonderTweek]: *backs away slowly*

2005-09-11 [light.]: *follows* Where u goin?

2005-09-11 [WonderTweek]: to 7-11... slushies..

2005-09-11 [light.]: Awesome! I got money ^^

2005-09-11 [WonderTweek]: yay! *folics to 7-11* follow the yellow brick road

2005-09-11 [light.]: *looks at u funny* oook .... *follows*

2005-09-11 [WonderTweek]: do-do-do-do-do*little munchkins pop up singing with us* follow the yellow brick road

2005-09-11 [light.]: Errrr... *grabs ur hand an runs to 7-11*

2005-09-12 [WonderTweek]: oo;

2005-09-12 [light.]: creepy....

2005-09-13 [WonderTweek]: lol

2005-09-13 [light.]: *gets slushie*

2005-09-15 [WonderTweek]: <<; notice no one talks in here but you or me

2005-09-15 [light.]: Yeah... its kinda sad in a way.... O_o;

2005-09-19 [WonderTweek]: mhm

2005-09-19 [light.]: *dances with Slushie*

2005-09-19 [WonderTweek]: Oo;

2005-09-19 [light.]: im ok...

2005-10-15 [~*~sOuL cOlLaPsE~*~]: Aww...lonely people.

2005-10-15 [light.]: <<;

2005-12-31 [Feasting on Needles]: This is more like a self-hate wiki... hahah

2005-12-31 [WonderTweek]: ;>>

2005-12-31 [Feasting on Needles]: well it is...

2005-12-31 [WonderTweek]: no..its a ugly people wiki.. ugly people should join.. But.. Why are you and Emylee here?

2005-12-31 [Feasting on Needles]: I know it's an ugly people wiki... xD... I'm here `cos I'm ugly, I dont know who Emylee is... and why are YOU here? o_O

2005-12-31 [WonderTweek]: [light.] = Emylee. you're not ugly O_o;. And I'm here because i'm ugly :\

2005-12-31 [Feasting on Needles]: you aren't ugly at all. O_O;; ...I think... we all just hate ourselves. XD!

2005-12-31 [WonderTweek]: I am ugly. but I also hate myself soo.. *shrugs*

2005-12-31 [Feasting on Needles]: D: don't hate yourself.

2005-12-31 [WonderTweek]: I do - -;

2005-12-31 [Feasting on Needles]: me too

2005-12-31 [light.]: meep?

2005-12-31 [Feasting on Needles]: we should have an ugly people gallery to browse through

2006-01-01 [light.]: yeah lol

2006-01-01 [WonderTweek]: *nods*

2006-01-01 [Feasting on Needles]: my friend David was here and we killed my gamecube. :D

2006-01-02 [WonderTweek]: yay!

2006-01-02 [Feasting on Needles]: aye aye!!

2006-01-02 [WonderTweek]: <img:http://www.photobucket.com/albums/a355/ally8118/th_poke.gif>

2006-01-02 [Feasting on Needles]: O_O

2006-01-02 [light.]: O.O *digs hole an burys herself*

2006-01-02 [Feasting on Needles]: nyuuuuuu

2006-01-03 [light.]: <<; COCO APPLE CHEESE PUFF *explodes*

2006-01-03 [WonderTweek]: <<;

2006-01-03 [light.]: ill be ok...

2006-01-04 [WonderTweek]: ;>>

2006-01-04 [light.]: hehe

2006-01-04 [WonderTweek]: <<;

2006-01-04 [light.]: sooo

2006-01-06 [WonderTweek]: do0o0o0o

2006-01-06 [light.]: *pokes Violet* HA!

2006-01-06 [WonderTweek]: oo;

2006-01-06 [light.]: hehe ..... >>;

2006-01-06 [Feasting on Needles]: o_____________________o

2006-01-08 [WonderTweek]: *dies*

2006-04-23 [Feasting on Needles]: -sigh- dead wiki. Like all of us. :( dead on the inside TT_TT

2006-04-23 [Feasting on Needles]: emo comment :)

2006-05-19 [Summoner Wolf]: Heh, I'm ugly...

2006-05-19 [Feasting on Needles]: Hey, join the club :D

2006-05-19 [Summoner Wolf]: Aw, you're not so bad!

2006-05-19 [Feasting on Needles]: oh, pfft. :P I'm fat too! :D

2006-05-20 [Summoner Wolf]: Oh, c'mon, I just looked at your pic! You are not fat!

2006-05-21 [Feasting on Needles]: :P thats just a face shot

2006-05-21 [Summoner Wolf]: Whatever, you look like someone I know. At least you don't look like me!

2006-05-21 [Feasting on Needles]: Aw, you can't be that bad. :p

2006-05-21 [Summoner Wolf]: *snorts* Take a look, and be careful, lol...

2006-05-21 [Feasting on Needles]: Ohhh, You're ADORABLE. I wanna huggle youuuu

2006-05-22 [Summoner Wolf]: Is it bad that I'm scared?

2006-05-22 [Feasting on Needles]: Naw, not really. I'm a scary person ;]

2006-05-22 [Summoner Wolf]: :) No matter, but I still fail to see why you want to "huggle me"...

2006-05-23 [Feasting on Needles]: I'd say something all happy and such now, but I'm in a pretty foul mood. :P

2006-05-23 [Summoner Wolf]: Aww, poor soul, what's wrong?

2006-05-23 [Feasting on Needles]: There was a little missunderstanding, but everything is cleared up now :]

2006-05-23 [Summoner Wolf]: :) Ok , that's good.

2006-05-24 [Feasting on Needles]: :] yess

2006-05-24 [Summoner Wolf]: ;)

2006-05-24 [Feasting on Needles]: What's the deal with your mood? ._. suicide isn't the answer. If you want to talk, drop me a line in my private message box

2006-05-25 [Summoner Wolf]: -_- Perhaps...

2006-05-25 [Feasting on Needles]: ._. don't do anything to hurt yourself, please

2006-05-25 [Summoner Wolf]: *looks perplexed* Why?

2006-05-25 [Feasting on Needles]: Because one, it's a waste of life, and two, I like you :O

2006-05-26 [Summoner Wolf]: ...Thanx...

2006-05-26 [Feasting on Needles]: Yoo're welcome :]

2006-05-27 [Summoner Wolf]: ^^

2006-05-27 [Feasting on Needles]: :o

2006-05-28 [Summoner Wolf]: *yawns in response* Does no one else say anything here anymore?

2006-05-28 [Feasting on Needles]: Nope :[

2006-05-28 [Summoner Wolf]: Pity... lol, lack of ugly people, or lack of interest?

2006-05-29 [Feasting on Needles]: lack of ugly people that are active on elftown.

2006-05-29 [Summoner Wolf]: Perhaps, perhaps.

2006-05-30 [Feasting on Needles]: Heheh. :3

2006-05-30 [Summoner Wolf]: <3 I'm so very bored... And sad... And excited... All at the same time... I'm so very fucked up....:)

2006-05-30 [Feasting on Needles]: Join the club. Hahah.

2006-05-30 [Summoner Wolf]: lol, what up?

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